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| How many _______ students does it take to change a lightbulb?
UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.
CAL: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development.
UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.
UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??
UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.
UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.
UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis
UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."
UCSC: None. Living in the forest, they see at night by torches and moonlight-damn hippies. | | |
| fuuuuuuuck. i shouldn't be stresesd. because it's not even school that's putting the stress on me. ok so....
they were so nice. and chill. and fun. and pretty and cute. and then i'd have stuff to do. i can always dp...
it's such a cult. it's gonna take so much of my time. i love my friends and my suitemates and i dont wanna screw stuff up.
i got a bid. accept or don't? pledge or no pledge?
omg it's first quarter. i can't start feeling shit like this now. but omgggg... *sigh*
everything else is just great. this weekend was nice. but i didn't do any hw... crrrap. now next weekend...we'll see, we'll see... (at least there's FALL FEST!) | | |
| Wow not sure where to really start. Not much that I really feel like putting in here. All I can say is that college is really awesome. Not the classes so much, but the experience as a whole is really great. San Diego is so chill and beautiful, I'm really glad that I chose here. So far, everything is just...right.
And no crap. It's so nice. And I have been able to really stay in contact with my lovers and it's so nice and relieving that it's working out. That I know who my truest and greatest friends in high school were. And I've also been able to renew a couple friendships that I've REALLYY missed the past two years of high school. All I remember now is how much I really wished that I had gotten to leave high school when they left. Shouts to my loves in no particular: Anna, Vicky, Hunter, Tracy, Nate, Nhi, Ho-Hin, David, Geoff, Matt, Zach, Judi and the family. I sure do miss you guys a bunch, you guys are the only reason why I'd end up miserable here.
And there are ALOT/ A SHITLOAD, of hot/ goodlooking guys. hahah SCORE.
Down here, nothing is taken too seriously, the atmosphere is just chill, no crazy pressure or over-the-top people. Everyone can be friends with anyone. I can definitely look forward to four years here.
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| I am sorry to my dearest friends for letting something stupid like that look like it ruined my last night in Oakland. It put a little dent, but just being with you guys made everything better. Thank you all and I love you all ohhhhhhhh soooooo muchhhh.
I have no idea how I will survive in San Diego without the greatest friends in the world accompanying me. Just as long as they are in my life, through phone and the internet, I know that I will be good enough to just get by. I'm going to miss you guys so much...
Ok that feeling when your heart is in your stomach... Well I've got it. I'm nervous and excited and extremely sad, all at the same time.
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| fuck you fuck you fuck you. i'm fucking miserable and you might not even give a rat's ass. fuck you. | | |
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